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Pump and Dump Pioneers / Bucket Hat
£37.99
Made to order with flat embroidery on the front. See the design story below for fabric, fit and care details.
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Behind the embroidery · CST-PATCH-PUMP-DUMP-PIONEERS-04-BU
Chart Chaos captures the experience of watching a screen full of sharp moves. Its falling line and heavy lettering keep the trading-culture reference unmistakable.
The bucket shape gives the same design a relaxed, vintage feel. Its cotton-rich fabric contains a small amount of spandex, and the Flexfit sweatband adds stretch around the inside. The brim runs all the way around, with a matching underside for a consistent finish.
Made to order with direct flat embroidery on the front. Full-colour embroidery retains the original palette. Select a hat colour to see its matching colour preview.
Some people will recognise the reference straight away. Others will ask. That is where the conversation starts.