Ethereum’s Transaction Speed Slower Than My Last Breakup Text Hoodie

Wrap yourself in the Ethereum’s Transaction Speed: Slower Than My Last Breakup Text Hoodie and revel in the slow-burn humor that only crypto enthusiasts can truly appreciate.
This hoodie playfully compares the sometimes sluggish pace of Ethereum transactions to the agonizing wait for a response to that final, relationship-ending text. It’s a nod to the moments when you find yourself checking your wallet and messaging app with equal fervour, wondering which will resolve first.

Ideal for those who’ve ever chuckled at the parallels between their digital and romantic lives, this piece offers a unique blend of commiseration and comedy, perfect for anyone who’s waited longer for a transaction to clear than for closure in their love life.

Ready to slay? Think high-quality cotton with a comfort-fitted hood, matching drawstrings, and a front pocket. Upgrade your look with this dope premium hoodie.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!