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My Crypto Portfolio’s Roller Coaster Beats Your Savings Account’s Carousel Hoodie
£49.99
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My Crypto Portfolio’s Roller Coaster Beats Your Savings Account’s Carousel Hoodie
For a laugh at the expense of traditional savings, "My Crypto Portfolio's Roller Coaster Beats Your Savings Account's Carousel" is a hilarious comparison of the thrilling highs and lows of cryptocurrency investment versus the monotonous, slow-moving nature of traditional savings accounts. It's a celebration of risk and reward, with a hefty dose of amusement. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch.
A bold front print on a soft hoodie with a cotton face, a 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester body, a front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings and a three-panel hood.
Fit: this hoodie runs small. Consider one size larger than your usual size, and double-check the measurements before ordering.
Care: wash inside out on a cold, gentle cycle with similar colours. Do not iron directly over the print.
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