

No-Coiner Clapbacks / Hoodie
Missed Bitcoin’s Boat? Enjoy Your Fiat Canoe! Hoodie
£49.99
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Missed Bitcoin’s Boat? Enjoy Your Fiat Canoe! Hoodie
The crypto realm thrives on the brink of tomorrow, a place where early adopters and believers ride the waves of innovation and volatility towards unforeseen shores. It's a playful poke at the steadfast sceptics, the no-coiners who've yet to dip their toes into the digital currency waters, preferring the safety of their traditional fiat canoes over the thrilling, often unpredictable, crypto cruise liners. It symbolizes the gap between the digital currency enthusiasts, who've embraced the risk and innovation of crypto, and the sceptics, who've watched from a safe, if not somewhat stagnant, distance.
The design is not just about mockery; it's a conversation starter, a way to engage and perhaps even educate the uninitiated about the potential and excitement of the crypto world. It encapsulates the spirit of the crypto community: forward-thinking, resilient, and always ready for a bit of humour, even in the face of volatility and uncertainty.
A bold front print on a soft hoodie with a cotton face, a 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester body, a front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings and a three-panel hood.
Fit: this hoodie runs small. Consider one size larger than your usual size, and double-check the measurements before ordering.
Care: wash inside out on a cold, gentle cycle with similar colours. Do not iron directly over the print.
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Some people will recognise the reference straight away. Others will ask. That is where the conversation starts.









