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Altcoins / Hoodie
My Altcoins Went to the Moon, But Forgot Me Solana Hoodie
£49.99
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My Altcoins Went to the Moon, But Forgot Me Solana Hoodie
Ever watched your chosen altcoin take off without you because you sold too soon? It's for those who've perfected the art of buying high and selling low, only to watch their once-owned coins strut their stuff on the lunar surface. Perfect for the investor who can laugh at their own misfortunes, knowing that in the crypto world, hindsight is not just 20/20; it's a cruel, relentless teacher.
It's a gentle ribbing at the volatility of altcoins and the eternal hope that next time, you'll be on board for the journey, not just waving goodbye from the launchpad. Let it be a reminder to hold on a little longer, laugh a little louder, and maybe, just maybe, secure your seat for the next trip to the moon.
A bold front print on a soft hoodie with a cotton face, a 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester body, a front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings and a three-panel hood.
Fit: this hoodie runs small. Consider one size larger than your usual size, and double-check the measurements before ordering.
Care: wash inside out on a cold, gentle cycle with similar colours. Do not iron directly over the print.
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