Celebrate the ultimate comeback story from getting rekt to buying a Lambo with the profits of a lifetime. This collection is for those who’ve stared into the abyss of a bear market and decided to double down, betting their way to a garage that smells like success and roars with horsepower.
It’s a hilarious nod to the underdog story, where the only thing more volatile than the market is the color choice for your new Lamborghini. When you’ve bounced back from being rekt, subtlety is definitely not part of your vocabulary.
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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