Elevator to Riches, Stairs Back to Reality
£44.99
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This slogan captures the exhilarating yet fleeting journey of pump and dump schemes, where fortunes seem to rise at the speed of an elevator, only for participants to find themselves taking the long, slow walk back down to reality.
It’s a cheeky nod to the volatile nature of such strategies, perfect for the hoodie of someone who takes the highs and lows of the crypto market with a sense of humor and a grain of salt.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Shipping & Delivery
When Will I Get My Order?
- Fulfillment Timeframe: Orders are fulfilled within 1 – 7 days post-purchase, followed by the shipping process.
- Shipping Duration by Location:
- USA: Approximately 3–4 business days
- Europe: Roughly 6–8 business days
- Australia: About 2–14 business days
- Japan: Typically 4–8 business days
- International: Generally 10–20 business days
Where Will My Order Ship From?
- Our orders are shipped from various on-demand fulfillment centers located around the globe to ensure efficient delivery to your location.
Customs and Import Taxes
- Given the made-to-order nature of our products, the value of individual orders is often below the threshold for customs fees in many countries. However, for larger orders, please be aware that customs fees, taxes, and duties are determined by your country's local customs office and are the responsibility of the customer.
Tracking Your Order
- Tracking Information: Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking link via email. This link will allow you to follow the progress of your delivery. For any questions related to tracking or shipment, please refer to our Contact Page.
For further details and assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us through the provided link. Our aim is to ensure a smooth and satisfactory shopping experience from order placement to delivery.
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