Ethereum Transactions Slower Than My Grandma’s Dial-Up Hoodie

Wrap yourself in a layer of timeless humour with the Ethereum Transactions: Slower Than My Grandma’s Dial-Up Hoodie. This comedic gem draws a hilarious parallel between the sometimes sluggish pace of Ethereum transactions during network congestion and the bygone era of dial-up internet—complete with its symphony of beeps and screeches.

It’s a loving poke at Ethereum’s scalability challenges, reminiscent of a time when loading a single webpage was a test of patience and perseverance. Perfect for those who’ve spent anxious minutes waiting for a transaction to clear, this hoodie offers a blend of nostalgia and contemporary crypto culture.
It’s for the Ethereum enthusiast who can laugh at the growing pains of their favourite blockchain, all while dreaming of a faster, more efficient future. Plus, it’s a great way to break the ice at tech meetups or casual hangouts, connecting generations of tech enthusiasts over shared memories of slow internet and slow transactions.

Don’t you just love sweatshirt weather? We do too. Layer up year round in this cozy, casual style. With a front pocket and snug hood, it doesn’t get much better than this.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!