My Portfolio’s Haunted by Satoshi’s Ghost

Blending the spectral with the speculative, this slogan conjures the image of a cryptocurrency portfolio bewitched by the elusive spirit of Satoshi Nakamoto, the enigmatic creator of Bitcoin. It’s a humorous exploration of the volatility that plagues the crypto markets, personified by the ghostly interventions of its founder.

This phrase taps into the mythology surrounding Satoshi, playfully suggesting that the dramatic ebbs and flows of one’s investments might be the work of a phantom hand. It captures the whimsical paranoia that sometimes accompanies cryptocurrency investment, where the unseen forces of innovation and speculation haunt every decision.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!