Skeptics’ Savings Grow Slower Than a Snail on Dial-Up

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Dive into digital currency humor with “Skeptics’ Savings Grow Slower Than a Snail on Dial-Up.” This T-shirt takes a hilarious swipe at the painfully slow growth rates of traditional savings accounts compared to the potential high-speed gains of cryptocurrency investments.

It’s a nod to the early days of the internet, reminding us of how far technology—and finance—has come. Wear this shirt to flaunt your forward-thinking mindset and your appreciation for the rapid evolution of digital currencies, all while getting a chuckle from those still stuck in the financial past.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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