Ethereum Fees on Valentine’s Day Costlier Than My Love Life Hoodie

Laugh off the pain with the Ethereum Fees on Valentine’s Day: Costlier Than My Love Life Hoodie, a hilariously poignant take on the stinging high fees that coincide with the day of love. It’s the crypto enthusiast’s equivalent of spending a fortune on a bouquet of roses that will wilt in a week—except these flowers are made of Ether, and they’re not even tangible.

This hoodie is for those who’ve felt the pinch of gas fees cutting deeper into their budget than a lavish date night, serving as a humorous reminder that sometimes, love in the time of Ethereum can be a pricey affair. Perfect for anyone who’s ever joked about their love life being in direct competition with their crypto investments, it’s a way to wear your heart (and your wallet’s woes) on your sleeve.

Ready to slay? Think high-quality cotton with a comfort-fitted hood, matching drawstrings, and a front pocket. Upgrade your look with this dope premium hoodie.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!