Ethereum’s Network Congestion Slower Than My Last Breakup Hoodie

Snuggle into the Ethereum’s Network Congestion: Slower Than My Last Breakup Hoodie and sport the ultimate metaphor for anyone who’s ever felt like Ethereum transactions move at the pace of a glacial breakup.

It’s that moment when you’re waiting for confirmation, and time seems to stretch out forever, much like the drawn-out final days of a relationship you both know is over but no one wants to end. This hoodie brings a light-hearted touch to the frustration of network delays, comparing them to the slow, inevitable crawl towards singledom.
It’s perfect for those with a keen sense of humor about life’s sluggish moments, whether they’re waiting for a transaction to clear or for a clean break. Wear it as a badge of patience and perseverance, celebrating your ability to wait out the slowest of situations with a smile.

Ready to slay? Think high-quality cotton with a comfort-fitted hood, matching drawstrings, and a front pocket. Upgrade your look with this dope premium hoodie.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!