Satoshi Roller Coaster Tycoon Thrills and Spills

Buckle up for Satoshi Roller Coaster Tycoon, the only amusement park where the rides are powered by market volatility and the excitement never ends. Here, every twist and turn is dictated by the whims of the crypto market, sending your sats on a thrilling journey of highs and lows.
This collection is for those who see the humour in the unpredictability of crypto investing, embracing the roller coaster ride with both hands in the air. It’s a lighthearted take on the stomach-churning moments that come with hodling through the market’s peaks and valleys, reminding us that sometimes, the best way to enjoy the ride is to simply hold on and laugh.

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!